Seven things

[Storm Eagle]

This was something I saw at a message board:


1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Adopt one or two cats.
2. Get married.
3. Get a Bachelor's degree in something.
4. Meet as many online friends as I can.
5. Learn to play the guitar.
6. Own a house.
7. Buy a DVD recorder so I can transfer all of my valuable VHS material.

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Drive.
2. Get myself cursed out.
3. Plan a trip.
4. Cook ravioli.
5. Change a tire.
6. Program a VCR.
7. Finish The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Master Quest) without ever losing a life.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Hit a woman.
2. Smoke weed or cigarettes.
3. Draw.
4. Hate most animals.
5. Date or marry a woman who isn't an animal person.
6. Ditch my most loyal friends.
7. Go a week without eating pizza.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Likes animals.
2. Knows how to keep herself clean.
3. Curves.
4. That she can tolerate my many quirks.
5. Good sense of humor.
6. The fact that she's not an impossible bitch.
7. Being a good Christian.

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "Dude"
2. "Shut up"
3. "Whatever"
4. "No way"
5. "Rockin'"
6. "..."
7. "......................................."

6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)

1. Tara Reid
2. Soleil Moon Frye
3. Jamie Lynn Sigler
4. Tisha Campbell
5. Mayim Bialik
6. Britney Spears (back when she was hot)
I can't think of anymore.

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I watch cartoons.
2. I'm a Christian.
3. I like cats.
4. I like to listen to rock, classical, and new age even though I'm black.
5. I'm a virgin.
6. I'm a vegetarian.
7. The fact that it took me three tries to get my license.


Now how about you guys?