Go Back   GameTavern > House Specials > Happy Hour
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes

The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 12:57 PM   #1
Neo
Former CEO
 
Neo's Avatar
 
Neo is offline
Location: Longhorn country
Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour
Posts: 6,528
Default The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

And this guy's about to work the shaft:



That's what we're basically doing folks, riding a huge penis to the stars. Really makes you think, don't it?
__________________
I write for Cracked. So can you!
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 12:58 PM   #2
Happydude
Tavern Legend
 
Happydude's Avatar
 
Happydude is offline
Location: Toronto
Now Playing:
Posts: 6,124
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

you are really bored, aren't you Neo?
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 12:59 PM   #3
Neo
Former CEO
 
Neo's Avatar
 
Neo is offline
Location: Longhorn country
Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour
Posts: 6,528
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Well, I am at work afterall.
__________________
I write for Cracked. So can you!
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 01:14 PM   #4
MuGen
Fuuton Rasenshuriken
 
MuGen's Avatar
 
MuGen is offline
Location: Cali
Now Playing: Enchanted Arms PS3
Posts: 2,483
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Innovative
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 03:50 PM   #5
Crash
Mr. Mjolnir
 
Crash's Avatar
 
Crash is offline
Location: Austin, TX
Now Playing: Re:4 Wii
Posts: 3,218
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

even the real life one isn't concidered big or fat compared to mine!
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 04:49 PM   #6
Typhoid
Anthropomorphic
 
Typhoid's Avatar
 
Typhoid is offline
Location: New Caladonia
Now Playing:
Posts: 9,511
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Why are most things penis shaped?


Bombs, Rockets, Skyscrapers, Cordless Phones, Pencils, Pens, Joysticks, Trains.....Dildos.
__________________
Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus.
Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 04:56 PM   #7
Xantar
Retired *********
 
Xantar's Avatar
 
Xantar is offline
Location: Swarthmore, PA
Now Playing:
Posts: 1,826
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crash
even the real life one isn't concidered big or fat compared to mine!
That must hurt.
__________________
My blog - videogames, movies, TV shows and the law.

Currently: Toy Story 3 reviewed
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 05:02 PM   #8
jeepnut
Mr. Sarcasm
 
jeepnut's Avatar
 
jeepnut is offline
Location: Stouffville, ON
Now Playing:
Posts: 3,072
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Quote:
Originally Posted by Typhoid
Why are most things penis shaped?
Because the penis is the best shape in the world.
__________________


"Truth is not determined by a majority vote." - Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI Putting the smackdown on heresy since 1981
"Abortion is mean." - Rock For Life
"Remember men, we're all in the same boat - and women are on the shore, laughing." - Red Green
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-14-2005, 10:47 PM   #9
Stonecutter
Knight
 
Stonecutter's Avatar
 
Stonecutter is offline
Now Playing:
Posts: 1,913
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Best.

Headline.

Ever.
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-15-2005, 06:12 AM   #10
Typhoid
Anthropomorphic
 
Typhoid's Avatar
 
Typhoid is offline
Location: New Caladonia
Now Playing:
Posts: 9,511
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Why did they choose a flesh tone?
__________________
Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus.
Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-15-2005, 09:43 AM   #11
Neo
Former CEO
 
Neo's Avatar
 
Neo is offline
Location: Longhorn country
Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour
Posts: 6,528
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

The guy on the left looks like he wants a piece of the action too. He's eyeing his friend with greedy anticipation.

__________________
I write for Cracked. So can you!
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-15-2005, 11:40 AM   #12
BreakABone
Living Legend
 
BreakABone's Avatar
 
BreakABone is offline
Location: Resident of Alfred.. Yes the town named after Batman's butler
Now Playing:
Posts: 10,317
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

Glad mines doesn't look that color.. its so.. well er.. nevermind...
__________________

Dyne on Canada's favorite pasttime,
Quote:
I loved ramming into animals as they ran away
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-15-2005, 09:12 PM   #13
Dyne
Or should I say.. smanger
 
Dyne's Avatar
 
Dyne is offline
Location: Vancouver
Now Playing: Infinity Blade II, Duke Nukem Forever, Skyrim, Vanquish
Posts: 9,435
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

This Jack Johnson looks uncircumsized. Is it safe to launch?

Although, a circumsized rocket would probably be more aerodynamic.
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-16-2005, 05:28 PM   #14
Perfect Stu
Knight
 
Perfect Stu's Avatar
 
Perfect Stu is offline
Location: Toronto
Now Playing: GTA4
Posts: 6,158
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

why does the penis have a nipple?
__________________
-Perfect Stu-
"You do NOT want to scare me, junior"
  Reply With Quote

Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis
Old 07-16-2005, 11:53 PM   #15
Neo
Former CEO
 
Neo's Avatar
 
Neo is offline
Location: Longhorn country
Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour
Posts: 6,528
Default Re: The shuttle fuel tank looks like a big fat penis

It looks like there's some necrosis taking place there. Maybe frostbite?
__________________
I write for Cracked. So can you!
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:44 PM.


vBulletin skin developed by: eXtremepixels
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
GameTavern