I'm bored so... GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS!

[DeathsHand]

Why, I can't believe you got it right!



It's Jonathan Davis' birthday! He's 31, isn't that interesting?

He's managed a pizza hut!

"That was fun! I got everybody high on speed. I was rockin', cos I was a manager,"

He has a tattoo of a crazy bishop, which is describes as

"Showing how crazy and ****** up religion is."

He wore make-up in high school and was called gay, etc!

"It reminds me of when you walk into a bar and get **** for haveing pink hair or different clothes.

'yea thats exactly it'

'Its saying **** you to the steriotypical people but it goes in a big circle you can never get out of a steriotype.'"

He was an assistant at the Morgue or whatever!

"I wanted to go and see a dead body, I thought it would be cool. I didn't expect to fall in love with it. I fell in love with the profession, and totally got myself into it."

And now he's in a band and sings uplifting ( ) songs about Sex, drugs, people who change the way they are just to fit in, sex, sex, Stereotypical Bastards, and... sex... and more stuff I won't mention here

*waits for this topic to drop down to the bottom*...

Ok guys, I'm bored, OK? OK!? AND I HAVN'T MADE A TOPIC IN AWHILE! BigJustin? Ridley? Help me out here

[Ridley]

Well Korn are from Bakersfield, CA (which is where BJW is from I believe ). Jonathan's middle name is Houseman :eek:. His parents divorced when he was pretty young. He's one fooked up guy but he can write some amazing lyrics. He plays the bagpipes and does vocals for Korn (obviously ).

He wrote a song called "Pretty" for the Follow the Leader album which was from an experience he had while working at a morgue.

"It's a story about this little girl that came into the coroner's office when I was working there and she was ****ed by her dad. She was an 11 month old little baby girl. Her legs were broken back behind her and he just ****ed her like a toy doll and chucked her in the bathroom. It was the most heinous thing I've ever seen in my life and I still have nightmares about it."

That father deserves to have as many Chinese tortures that you can perform on a person without killing them . Oh wait this is supposed to be about Jon . Has been married (now separated I believe) to Renee (umm something) and also has a son. He has a half-brother who is in a band called Adema, which DeathsHand introduced me to. And that's about all I can think of right now.

[DeathsHand]

It appears that people here do not like Korn very much... I say we find out who voted what and have the people who voted for "Korn sucks" hanged...

[Ridley]

Well I voted "korn is good, but seriously, that guy's a freak" so I know nothing.

[Revival]

I voted for all 4.

[DeathsHand]

Originally posted by Shooter
I voted for all 4.

heh heh, I was gonna make the poll different and multiple choice, but then I decided to change it and just forgot to unclick the multiple choice thing... D'OH!

[BigJustinW]

Always good to know that people from Bakersfield are loved here

[Happydude]

wow...i actually voted in a 3 year old thread...

BUT I DIDN'T REVIVE IT!


i was like "WTF?!?!?!?!" after i voted and scrolled down to see ridley's post. then i looked at the date.

DAMN YOU WHOEVER REVIVED THIS!

[Dyne]

Aaaaand, the polls are closed. Let's see who voted..

korn sucks and that guy's a freak
Guest gekko Happydude Link1130 Revival The Germanator

korn is good
BigJustinW DeathsHand Shadow_Link

Korn sucks
BLueFire gekko Happydude Jason1 The Germanator

korn is good, but seriously, that guy's a freak
jeepnut marionette Ridley

A guest or a spider probably voted. Anyways, I'm closing this thread.