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Old 12-02-2004, 05:54 PM   #1
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Default Blowjobs, only $9.99

I for one will be ordering in bulk. I only have to wait about 4 weeks, and if I spend more than $30 I don't have to pay shipping, and I'm going to add it to my wish list.

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Old 12-02-2004, 05:59 PM   #2
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Is that a typo?.....or....am....I.....missing.....something....something that makes this make sense...because right now...thats...cow tittedly confusing.
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Old 12-02-2004, 06:07 PM   #3
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I believe it's the title of a book but the fact that it has no picture and doesn't clearly indicate that it's a book makes it hilarious!
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Old 12-02-2004, 06:27 PM   #4
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no, someone has been messing up targets website... you'll find marijuana on there too....
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Old 12-02-2004, 08:46 PM   #5
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poor poor target

probably an ex-employee that recently got laid off
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Old 12-02-2004, 08:50 PM   #6
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So what...like....you order 3 of them....then you get a chick mailed in a box to your house to put up with her end of the deal?


$9.99 seems a little steep...considering I know girls who do it for booze (which she didnt finish drinking), and another for a lighter...yes...a lighter...a regular $0.99 lighter.
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #7
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$9.99 seems a little steep...considering I know girls who do it for booze (which she didnt finish drinking), and another for a lighter...yes...a lighter...a regular $0.99 lighter.
You sure you want to call them "girls"?
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:17 AM   #8
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Nice "friends". Friends shouldn't have sex with eachother, IMO.
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:34 AM   #9
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Nice "friends". Friends shouldn't have sex with eachother, IMO.


Nononono.


Not with me.

And I never said friends.

I said i know these girls. Meaning I KNOW them. I talk to them like, every day, but not alot, and only at school.

Neither of the girls did said things with their friends, or with me.
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:46 AM   #10
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...I wish I lived in the States. Then I know I won't have any problems buying Christmas presents for the boys. -_-'
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:56 AM   #11
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You could special order...
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:05 AM   #12
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Nononono.


Not with me.

And I never said friends.

I said i know these girls. Meaning I KNOW them. I talk to them like, every day, but not alot, and only at school.

Neither of the girls did said things with their friends, or with me.
Ah ok then.
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:05 AM   #13
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Nononono.


Not with me.

And I never said friends.

I said i know these girls. Meaning I KNOW them. I talk to them like, every day, but not alot, and only at school.

Neither of the girls did said things with their friends, or with me.
Ah ok then.
OK. Ah hah.I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:34 PM   #14
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Only you would, Camfubot.

Anyways, the page is now down. Curses!
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:26 PM   #15
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Aw, too bad its down...that sounded funny.
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