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Old 10-18-2004, 11:04 AM   #1
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Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.

The behaviour had disrupted the lives of the woman and her partner. At night while asleep, the middle-aged sleepwalker - who lives in Australia and cannot be identified for reasons of confidentiality - left her house and had sexual intercourse with strangers. The behaviour continued for several months and the woman had no memory of her nocturnal activities.

Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem. On one occasion, her partner awoke to find her missing, went searching for her and found her engaged in the sex act.
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Old 10-18-2004, 02:37 PM   #2
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Sleepwalking my foot. She's just a dirty whore.

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Old 10-18-2004, 04:12 PM   #3
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What a stroke of good fortune for the unexpecting man who is welcomed by her seductive slumber.
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Old 10-18-2004, 04:19 PM   #4
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That's another thing, how do you sleep with someone who is sleepwalking? I mean how could you not know? Would they just appear drunk or something?
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Old 10-18-2004, 04:20 PM   #5
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I don't think the receiver would care as long as she put her body parts in the right places.
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:09 PM   #6
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The guys shes been whoring with couldnt be too good at sex, or else she would wake up.
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Old 10-18-2004, 07:34 PM   #7
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The guys shes been whoring with couldnt be too good at sex, or else she would wake up.
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:49 PM   #8
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But she's the receiver right? The receptacle O'sperm?
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Old 10-23-2004, 03:40 PM   #9
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that's pretty crazy...her husband must've been pretty bad in bed too for her to be doing this in her sleep...
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Old 10-24-2004, 10:06 PM   #10
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yeah, she's just a liar... lol!

i'm going to become a sleep....sleeper, good excuse baby!
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Old 10-24-2004, 11:42 PM   #11
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If someone approached you in their sleep looking for some lovemaking, would you give it to them?
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:46 PM   #12
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Old 11-02-2004, 12:03 PM   #13
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Thats pretty mad.

I sleepwalk and turn my alarm clock off sometimes I sware.

But my friends we are all safe in the knowlede that even with the sleeping,whore,rapist going round, Neo, you still aint going to get laid mate. LOL

How you all doing dudes, I havent made a post since June man, what hole have I been hiding in.
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Old 11-02-2004, 12:35 PM   #14
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Thats pretty mad.

I sleepwalk and turn my alarm clock off sometimes I sware.

But my friends we are all safe in the knowlede that even with the sleeping,whore,rapist going round, Neo, you still aint going to get laid mate. LOL

How you all doing dudes, I havent made a post since June man, what hole have I been hiding in.
Thats what I'm wondering. I only came out of mine in order to debate politics with Neo.
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Old 11-02-2004, 02:28 PM   #15
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Thats pretty mad.

I sleepwalk and turn my alarm clock off sometimes I sware.

But my friends we are all safe in the knowlede that even with the sleeping,whore,rapist going round, Neo, you still aint going to get laid mate. LOL

How you all doing dudes, I havent made a post since June man, what hole have I been hiding in.
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