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Re: Captain America
Old 06-28-2011, 10:01 PM   #47
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As a certified XXX-MD I can confirm that the best was to resuscitate a superhero is for one or more nurses to perform fellatio.

(unless the superhero in question is Superman. That dude blows loads like a shotgun and would rip right through the nurse's skull unless he was wearing a kryptonite condom
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