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Re: GT Battle Royale: Round 1: Hank Scorpio vs Super Mario
Old 04-07-2010, 04:54 PM   #6
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Default Re: GT Battle Royale: Round 1: Hank Scorpio vs Super Mario

Best Hank Scorpio lines:

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We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.

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Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
[Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky]
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...
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Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
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