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Re: Republican Candidates
Old 02-28-2012, 02:43 PM   #8
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It sort of seems like everything the Republicans do has so much behind-the-scenes scheming that nobody thinks about or notices.

The recent Republican candidates have been sort of the antithesis of Democrats - but not in a "Well, duh" way - but more of a "It works out way too fittingly" way.

It's like a game of Pokemon.

You have Clinton. Democrat, you could say he was pretty financial would rather reduce the deficit than cut taxes, the businessman of Democrats. So the Republicans run (and win with) George Bush. A good 'ol American Everyman, who can connect with America on taxes being too high, who juuust so happens to be the son of the man Clinton defeated for presidency. So the Democrats run Obama. A black intellectual from Hawaii, based on core-American values, helping educate all children, ending war. Critical hit! Financial Meltdown! The Republicans can now choose between A) Romney. A rich white guy who knows how to get money. That much is obvious in not only everything he says all of the time, but in the simple fact he is a very rich white guy. and B) Rick Santorum. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
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