I had a box turtle in elementry school. I was forced to give it away because of the messes it made. I gave it to this kid obsessed with reptiles. Two weeks later he gave away my turtle so he could get a chameleon. Chameleon don't adjust way and the next day it dyed. Well, he gave the turtle to my other friend and still has it to this day. Happy ending for turtle...not for chameleon...
Woman across the street has chickens which run around in the street and cause car accidents. Had roosters which use to cockadoodledoo at 3 in the morning. They had a parrot that makes cellular phone noises.
The guy at the reptile place I guy my turtle at got attacked by a python and almost lost his leg.
In the paper on Sunday there was a guy killed by his snake.
A few years ago in NJ a woman's tiger got loose and was then shot.
A lot of exotic animals die on the trip to America.
The chickens are mocking me.
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