My bed time is 11:00 pm...
Ok, guys, here's the plan:
I grab a sub. Ominub gets a few nukes, and BigBoss gets enough food and water to last a few years.
We blow up the world, starting with the good ol' U.S. of A. Then we work our way down through world powers. We live in the Sub, then emerge as the only people left on Earth.
Hopefully by then the Nuclear radiation would have died down...
Somebody is going to want to get some women, too, if we want to repopulate the world. That should be fun.
Any suggestions?
Edit: My girlfriend (former) was kind enough to tell me that she wants to help us destroy the world, using an airborne virus that only we have the cure for.