[Ace195]

If you think your day is bad listen to this this is just one of my calls for the day. I get these two old ladies on the phone talking about how they can't get this forwarded message in Outlook Express something about it reading as a virus. So I'm like ok the do not allow attachments that could be a virus is check. (and it was) so that fixed their problem. Then they are like how do we open the message and I'm like click on the paperclip and download it.. (so they do) and then they are like it won't open it says can't find the right program or something. Then it goes like this ..



(me) You don't have the program to open the file (them) but my Iopener did. [side note: The guy who created the iopener better pray that I don't find him {no I'm not going to kill anyone just martyr him}]
(me) umm >.< (them) why won't this 1600 HP machine (me) You don't have the right program (them) so any attachment I get won't work on this computer (me) no it will work if you have the right program (them) my iopener did it (me) <^> (>.<) <^> (them) why won't this 1600 HP machine do it ? (me) *grabs gun and walks twoards corner of room* (them) but my iopener did it (me) *pull trigger multiple times only to find out he didn't load the gun*

Is god against me ? *cries*