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Originally Posted by Dylflon
I had a really crappy night last night. You know why? Because all my stupid friends got drunk.
We're at a friend's house and we go to Roger's Video.
FissionMailed, THRILLHO and two other guys decide to go to this Darrel guy's house to drink. They get drunk out of their minds and THRILLHO goes home but FissionMailed, Darrel and the other guy (Chris) come back 2 hours later piss drunk.
FissionMailed threw up on the road 3 times coming back. But FissionMailed has to go throw up in Brian's (the guy whos house we're at) toilet. Fission is out of it completely. While Darrel is the most annoying drunk I have ever known. He was stumbling around telling everyone what a good guy they are. Then my firend Keith shows up. He was sober thankfully. But Darrel is being so damn annoying. He doesn't shut up when he's drunk. Chris was pretty funny though.
But Brian's mom is coming home soon so he had to get FissionMailed out of there. FissionMailed is convinced he can't leave brian's house.So me and Keith carry him to Keith's house. FissionMailed throws up on the way there and Darrel goes and pees on somebody's front door. Darrel then insists he can help us saying "Naw man. I can help. I know what to do when I'm drunk. I remember everything"
So we get to Keith's and lay FissionMailed down on his couch and he throws up again. So we have to make sure he doesn't throw up and drown in his own puke. Meanwhile Darrel is trying to "help" us. Keith's brother Brody starts playing cards with Darell. He's like "I beat drunk darrel 4 times."
We get tired and Brian, drunk Chris and I go back to Brian's. Brian's brother just came home and Chris is trying to act sober. But the first thing he says when Brian's brother got home was "Wow man! You're ****ing built!"
Chris rambled on about this and that and he starts talknig to girls on msn and asking them whether or not they'd have sex with him.
I didn't get to sleep till really early in the morning. But, that was my Saturday night.
It turns out they all had shots of vodka and some other crap and then rum. FissionMailed drank too much. Him and THRILLHO had like 5-6 shots and then FissionMailed swigged some rum.
Drunk people are stupid.
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I guessing by your post that you're all teen-agers? Listen, everyone has that one big mistake with hard liquor. This is because you never feel the effects until later and then it hits you all at once. Chalk it up to a learning experience.
Me? The most I ever drank was a 12 pack of Corona and half a bottle of Yaeger and then went out and partied all night ingesting I don't know how many more beers. But then again I was 21 and at the peak of my drinking powers in College. Now I'm 26 and get hangovers that would kill an elderly man when just having 6-8 beers.
My advice is to drink when you're in High School... I know what you're saying. "WHAT????" The reason is simple: When you are in college you will most likely drink. If not in the beginning, then you will eventually, and when you are in college you are much more likely to be stupid about it and enroll in CrazyGoNuts University. I seen way too many freshman that drank themselves blue, literally blue in color, with hard liquor. I've also made too many ambulance calls because of it. Those that drank in High School like myself had a much easier time and knew how to control themselves in most cases*.
Do this: Your senior year, three times a week for two weeks do one shot of vodka besides any marties you might attend and drink beer. ONLY DRINK BEER AT PARTIES. Liquor will lead to moments you will regret later and possible hospitalization at your age. The next 2 weeks, do two shots. Then then do 3 shots for a month. Continue until you reach 5 shots and by then you will be graduating. Continue with 5 shoys a night for 2 nights a week until frshamn year starts. Then you will be ready for year one. Don't worry about your liver, as if you give it rest it will be fine. Don't worry about drinking alone, as you are in training and not actually drinking for enjoyment.
Listen, drinking can be a lot of fun when added to a social situation. There is no doubting this. Just be smart and have fun.
*Yeah, I had some stupid nights, but those are the ones people still tell stories about.
