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Re: Barney is the devil!!!!!!!!!!
Old 07-26-2003, 01:08 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by PureEvil
Barney sucks. It just warps kids into thinking the real world is all about songs and kisses and brightly-colored happy bullsh*t. And at such a young age, kids are highly susceptible to whatever's going on around them. After having their sensitive little minds destroyed by Barney and Friends, there's nothing that can possibly be done to prepare them for the way things really are, and that, you see, is truly unfortunate.

Barney doesn't help kids grow up to be successful, well respected members of their communities, it helps kids grow up to be weird, jobless losers who were prematurely braced for a reality that couldn't possibly exist. Poor little buggers...
I agree. But the Tellatubbies, that's a different story! It surely helps me in real life. I don't know how many times I've woken up, looked out the window and seen a little baby in the sun laughing with me. Then, me and my purple, red, blue, and yellow friends skip down the hill, rolling around with flowers and bunnies....Actually, I really wish I could go to that place where the tellatubbies hang around...seems like the most peaceful and nice place in the world, except for the freaky baby sun of course.
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