Winning a billion dollars would ruin your life. Your friends would all hate you unless you gave them some of it. And why not? You've got enough to spread around. But how much should you give, $1000? $100,000? Why not $1 million you cheap bastard? The less you give, the more of a scrooge you are. The more you give, the more you'll be accused of trying to buy friendship. My advice if you win a billion dollars, don't tell anyone.
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