Do I really have to buy anything? Because I'd actually just stick all $1 billion into a bank account and live off the interest for the rest of my life. Let's see, at an annual rate of 3%, a billion bucks would get me $30 million a year. More than enough for me.
Ok, fine, if I really have to buy something, I'd buy a BMW sports car (stick shift, naturally) to drive myself over to the bank to deposit what's left of my billion dollars into a savings account.
But really, putting it into a savings account is kind of like buying a lifetime of security and comfort. Who wouldn't want that?
Hello? Is anybody listening?
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