i feel all of your pain.
one time i was bodysurfing and i would "accidentally" crash into hot chicks. since its all accidental they dont suspect a thing. a fine activity if your in the mood to bang into some breast. just use stratagy and coordinate yourself across the water using your hormonal sonar skills to lock on to your next babe.
but anyway sometimes mother nature isn't good to me and the wave shifts me into fat chick(s) . whats worse is sometimes they fall on top of you. ::shakes head:: its quite devastating.
thats my nightmare at the beach
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