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Old 02-13-2002, 11:33 PM   #18
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You Have Been Cursed



Would you rather...
vomit marbles?
or
sweat cheese?
Things to consider: projectile vomiting, jogging.

Would you rather be...
the guy on an assembly line who stamps the price tag on a bag of pretzels, fourteen hours a day
or
Richard Simmons' personal assistant?

Would you rather be...
a super-villain called "The Pharmacist"
or
the god of upholstrey?
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