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I've sat through 1995 WWF, I've sat through the dieing days of WCW, but the current WWE is the worst I've ever seen. It's just plain not entertaining. I almost wanna quit watching, but I watch out of habit.

Random thoughts/Rant~ Let me start off with Bad Blood. What a horrible PPV. It seemed like an extended Raw for ****s sake, although not too extended, it was only a little more than 2 and a half hours. And they even cut a match from the PPV. But I'm glad it didn't go 3 hours because I couldn't have sit through that **** for any longer.

Triple H vs Nash was okay, I won't complain too much about it, but for a HIAC it wasn't special at all. One of the worst HIAC's actually. Probably the most anti-climatic finish I've ever seen. I liked Flair/HBK, but others could have taken their place as I'll talk about in a moment. Jericho/Goldberg was about average, but everyone knew the outcome ahead of time so it wasn't very suspenful or anything. Looks like someone taught Goldberg a few moves, he did more than 3.

And then there was the torture that was the rest of the PPV. Austin/Bischoff Redneck Triathlon? Does anyone seriously give a **** about that? The burping contest wasn't funny in the slightest bit, and looked to be aimed towards five year old kids. The pie eating contest was so amazingly predictable it wasn't even funny. It's Mae Young, gee I didn't see that coming from a miles away. The whole thing was a predictable, unentertaining, giant waste of half a ****ing hour. It's pay-per-view, people have to PAY for this. Shouldn't it like, you know, NOT SUCK?

And I thought the point of having seperate brands was to showcase newer talent? I saw a lot of Triple H, Nash, Flair, HBK, etc. but I certainly didn't see Hurricane, I didn't see Lance Storm either. Which brings me to last night's Raw. Austin comes out and yells BORING about 50 times and says Lance Storm is the boringest son of a bitch he's ever seen. I'd love to believe that this is going to be the beginning of a ravamping period for Lance, but I bet 10 bucks it was just done to publically humiliate Lance because he apparently wasn't happy about having his entrance not shown on TV with his match with Steiner last week, and wasn't happy about the match being cut down to a squash. They'll probably fire Storm soon too. I this is bull****. It's NEVER a good idea to just blatantly say that one of their wrestlers is boring. Why don't they just tell the crowd that they charge way too much for PPV's, and that their product isn't worth watching while they're at it? I bet Austin starting a "Boring, boring" chant will backfire in WWE's face too. The fans could be chanting boring for almost every match from now on, like how they still say "WHAT" a lot. And if WWE really thinks Lance is that horrible, then they should blame themselves. WC****ingW, in it's worst days, made Lance Storm look awesome. He was over as hell, having entertaining matches, and people cared about him.

Anyways, the future doesn't look any better at all. The fans chanted for Y2J in his match against Goldberg, he's a good wrestler, a master mic worker, been in the business for a while now, but that doesn't matter. Nash comes in, gets booed (while being a face) out of most venues he appeared in, didn't even appear at most of the shows leading up to his main event match, had a couple ****ty matches, barely said anything on the mic, is a proven ratings disaster, so he automatically gets put into a title match.

I didn't even go through half of Raw's problems and Smackdown has it's own problems as well, but till next time remember if you want to see Triple H face Kane in a match that Kane has no chance of winning the title in, and if you want to see several unfunny skits that don't help anyone do anything, and if you want to see a WWE-proclaimed boring wrestler, then tune in for next week's Raw!