1) Beethoven had some serious illnesses. I still would've suggested abortion.
2) If I had the fate of a nation on my shoulders, I'd research a little deeper than seeing who cheated on who, and who eats meat.
3) It's not a wonder that Congress' 535 members have a combined power equal to that of the President's, or even a few dozen elderly behind desks with wooden hammers. God Bless America
4) Noah used God, he cheated. The Titanic was well built... but poorly operated. Also, God has a passion for slaying those that illustrate one another's nude bodies whilst having some sort of affair. *shakes a fist at leo*