Check this one out.
A diver's twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy, with no equipment, at the same depth. He goes down another twenty feet, and a few minutes later the guy with no equipment is right next to him. He goes down another twenty feet, and a few minutes later, there's the guy again.
He takes out his waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell are you able to stay down this deep without equipment?"
The other guy takes the chalkboard and chalk and writes, "I'm drowning, you ass*ole."
HAHAHHAA
