Well
In most areas it's on at 8:00 on Fox, actually 8:00 and 8:30 currently.
Teacher: (from like the 1600s or something) Well class, a girl got a math question right. You know what that means, don't you? SHE'S A WITCH!
*everyone throws rocks at her and kill her*
Peter: You may have killed her when you stuffed the one dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the chair. I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
Peter: Mr. Weed, I won't be in at work today, my family was in a terrible plane crash. They are all dead, and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow!
Peter: You know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight. But you know what's not funny? Killing strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people, who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate behind the curtain of a VIP room.
The whole episode "Fore Father"... where Peter tries to be a better father for chris. Especially where he teaches him to get a free meal by sticking a dead guy in his soup, or when he tries to teach him to eat an oreo.
Peter when he made his own TV out of cardboard and attached it to himself so it was like watching TV: I get all the channels on this thing... CBS (old people), Hey! UPN! (black people blaying B-Ball)
Heh.... this show is awesome.
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