A woman left me a voice message that sounded like she was talking to a man she was having an affair with...the two 'S's were the giveaway (secretive, sexual). I found it humorous...
Oh and an old oriental woman phoned and asked me why I wasn't coming to work at some Chinese restaurant. I was like "what are you talking about?" and she said something like "I am want to speak to Sing Lou Zsang" and I was like O.o "wrong number..."
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