Guess I'm a bit late in doing this but.... here I got you a present... a good ole fashioned ass kicking!
Penguin: "Didn't you get me that last year?"
Yeah, but you know what they say, "Don't beat a dead horse, unless it's face is still ugly enough to kill someone." and on that note...
*hits Penguin between the eyes with a sledgehammer*
*throws him in the back of a pickup truck*
Well hell, I must be the Undertaker because you're going for your Last Ride, bitch! Now it's time to send you back to where you belong.
*drives to the dump and hits Penguin between the eyes with a sledgehammer for good measure before leaving him there*
Happy Birthday, Penguin!