It's BAB's birthday!
What?
The day he was born!
What?
The day he was conceived!!
What?
The day the doctor smacked his ass!
What?
The day his mom gave birth to him
What?
Might have been an ugly baby but she didn't have a choice in the matter!!
What?
So I got something to give him!
What?
*gives BAB 18 stone cold stunners*
Happy Birthday!!
*walks off*