Happy B-Day, folk. You don't get the punches for every year that you're born from me now (trust me, you should be thankful), but I'll once again pass down another sacred katana to you for your "coming of age"...
Just remember, you're not legal until you get a MAJOR reduction on your car insurance (25).
My, how I long for that day (5 months, 10 days away)....
Who knows, maybe I'll get you another spot writing for NDose...
-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...