The people at the IGN boards are making me sick. I wasn't even going to bother looking at them, for I knew the predictable nature of fanboys, but dear God, some of the things they have said are truly terrible. One guy actually made a short review about Matt, saying this:
"Overall Comments
When we first got our hands on Matt, we just couldn't wait to see what it was like. The controls were not too bad. Grabbing his beard was what we expected. The gameplay is pretty much boring. How can we explain! As Matt Casamassina, first in its series of franchises, the franchise is no more. Don't expect even a decent one of this, kids.
Presentation
How can you even look at him? 1.0
Graphics
Rough look. Hairy. Smells so bad you can
even see it steaming in the way. Good Fog Mapping there.. We'll give him that. 2.0
Gameplay
Sorry, can't tell ya. Not fruity... 1.0
Sound
One of the most noisiest! Great sounding farts. Although, his farts are MIDI. 9.0
Lasting Appeal
Great! You can pick on him all you want. After awhile though, Matt kind of gets annoying. But it makes you keep coming back! 7.0
Overall Score 3.2"
Can people be so obsessed with video games and review scores that when someone has a different opinion, they would actually mock that person so horribly as this? Evidently, yes. This goes above and beyond the realm of critizism.
It truly makes me sick, but it's obvious that these people are either stupid, or have some serious growing up to do.
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