[list=1][*]My parents are also divorced, dad is remarried.[*]I build and fly model rockets.[*]I grew up in Arkansas though I now live in Texas.[*]Godzilla was my childhood hero.[*]I once shot out my window with a BB gun. From the inside.[*]My kitchen smells like ass. [*]I once bounced a $10,000 check.[*]Hermann Hesse is my favorite author.[*]I think Britney Spears is the most gorgeous woman alive.[*]As of Tuesday I am a licensed Private Investigator. [/list=1]
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