If I were Big Mac I'd take advantage of what my WCW money had
bought me. Think about all the piss-ant teams that WWE has now. They are just pale shadows of the greatest super-team in
the history of professional wrestling.
THE FOUR HORSEMEN
They've already got Ric on the screen and I've caught sight of Arn
Anderson every now and then. What if they had a storyline where
these two got together and brought out a new version of the
Horsemen? I have no idea as to which four though. Maybe HHH
could be one. Perhaps bring Perry Saturn up from whatever
league he is in now ( I know he talks funny but any man who can
wear a skirt and still be intimidating is a bad man). Or maybe
lure in the rattlesnake-killer---Goldberg.
It would have to be like it was in the beginning though when it
was just the same four troublemakers and not a new member
every month. Actually Lex Luger was a Horseman in the latter
years of the group and he's wrestling in the same league that
Saturn is in ( Can't think of the name ) maybe he could come too.
Can't you just see it now: Ric gets into the ring and calls Arn up to
get in there with him.. he starts yakking about back in the day
when they were the baddest of the bad and such.... Yadda Yadda
Talking about being old men and acting all depressed and
crotchetey and such..... then he starts talking 'bout passing the
torch and so on and so on.
Then he says "So ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce
the new leaders of the Apocalypse.........The Four Horsemen"
Then the fireworks start going off and some real hardcore metal
starts playing and these four bucks come a'walking down the aisle
like they're ready to shoot lightning out of their eyes and crap a
hurricane. The whole time Arn is in the ring with his arms crossed
and he's nodding while Ric is dancing about shouting Whoo!....
Whoo!...Whoo!.
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