Ok, guys, more on "Bill Gates: Grade - F-F-F-FAILING" for those of you who don't have a problem with SOUTH Korea, even if they have a problem with US.
All right, I was talking to a friend who's a Sun Microsystems nut, just like I am (Although I'm a Linux nut, nut a Sun-Only nut, I give other UNIX based systems a chance as well, even if theya ren't 100% from Sun) and this is what she told me:
Because of a "Bug" in South Korea's Version of Microsoft Windoze, ALL VERSIONS, including suXP, had a MAJOR Security hole that brought down MORE THAN THREE QUARTERS, now think about that ofr a Minute, MORE THAN THREE QuARTERS, of SOUTH Korea's Internet Services!!!
SOUTH Korea was offline for over a month after this!
I have an idea that'll save the ARMY (That's the Aint' Ready for the Marines Yet, CamFu meaning I want to see you and Gekko do an ARMY Vs. Marines post again) a crapload of money, as well as making sure we NEVER have to land a troop in NORTH Korea.
Let's "Modify" SOUTH Korea's Version of Windoze and send it to NORTH Korea as a "Gift", this copy of windows will be designated "Windows Blows UP" (Until Paid for), which they can use to run their missles, it'll also ahve an "Integrated Crash-Starter" more commonly known as an M$ Virus so North Korea can blow THEMSLEVS up.
Now think about that, had the SOUTH Korean version of Windows been released in the USA would Bill HELLS Gates (Hey his middile initial is H) have ANYONES money right now?
Yes Gekko, Microshafts security get's an "F", but right now I think we need to go down a few letters to "R" and called the grade "Ruined".
If you could "grade" M$ With a latter grade using any letter in the Alphabet, I might ave to give them a "Y" as in "Y are they STILL in Buisness?!?!"
Please share more Anti-M$ Stories, about crappy security holes and the chimps who trry to run a M$ server, If some yahoo can bring dwon the internet for most of SOUTH Korea, using nothing more than Windows, I think we should exile it's infamous creator to Iraq, Afganistan or some other terrorist country like NORTH Korea, and let him develop his own WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction), it's called Microsoft WIndows and it has the potential to make all the traffic lights in the world turn Red at the same time.
Practice your traffic signals boys, maybe Bill Gates will kill us all with Windows PCs.
No wait, he's already doing that, if they don't CAUSE an accident, they're going to overflow in landfills when everybody thorws these POS's away, way to go Bill, you're slowly killing all of the planets good humans, the few of us who haven't bought into your plan for World Domniation.
Saddam has Iraq, Bill Gates has the USA and the "Ciivilized" world that we live in.
So, who else has a story about Microsoft nearly causing the end of the world? Please share if you do, and no, don't put up any Y2K stories, they're ancient history now.
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#1. A short time in the future, ina living room nbot so far away...
"CONSOLE WARS IX"
It is the dawning of the 9th Console war; 23 years after the first shots were luanched from the Big "N", A new player has been screwing with the world of gaming while a former rival is developing a massive Behomth, the PSX, the Big "N" is outnumbered but theyhave a secert weapon.. he GameCube II!
#2.Freedom of speech and freedom of idiocy are not synonymous-Lady Iapetus
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