I didn't know Slippy was a chick
Anyways, Donkey Kong
would whoop them all.....ape-style. He would probably eat slippy, and then take out Samus by pounding her armour with his giant fists until they crushed her body. If that didn't work, he'd strangle her with either his hands or his tie.
If Samus tried to use some kind of weakly cannon attack, DK would jump into a maze of barrels, and Samus would get confused, and then would wonder off questioning physics. I mean seriously...how
does a floating barrel propell a giant gorilla into the air with unrealistic precision?
