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Here are some pretty lame ones:

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young student confidently. "Means carrying a child."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? incase he got a whole in one

why don't they watch tv in afganistan? because of the taliban

Was that a joke^?