"daddy this tastes like grandma"
"the doctor said i wouldnt have as many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger outta there"
"HA-HA!"
Grandpa: it hurts now but soon the senility will kick in
Skinner: "Willie, better water down this orange drink some more."
Willie: "But sir... I've watered her down as far as she'll go, I cannot water no more!"
Grampa: the year was nineteen-dickity-two. we had to say dickity because the kaiser stole our word twenty. i chased him dickety-two miled before i had to give up.
apu: Thank-you come again!
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A computer once beat me at checkers, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Last edited by Jewels : 01-06-2003 at 10:54 PM.
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