all these are so funny...
umm...let's see...i got so many i don't know where to start from...how about
"D'OH!"
"Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is."
"I'm going to the back seat of my car! And I wont be back for TEN MINUTES!"
ok...those are all from homer
lisa has never said anything funny
now bart...lol
"It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have." (to homer)
"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding." <-- love that one
"Don't have a cow, man." <--- CLASSIC!!!
"Eat my shorts!" <--- another CLASSIC!!!
"Good drink, good food, good god, let's eat." (prayer)(sp?)
and some more:
"*BUUUURP*"
"Exellent"
"Okly Dokly"
"heh heh heh"