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Originally posted by Doctor Zhivago
Calm down now, pumpkin, I was gonna get to you. You look like an adult version of that little fat kid that they sometimes exploit on The Man Show. You know, they make him sell beer and do other stupid crap. In high school, kids called you lard ass and threw chunks of their own feces at you. When they ran out of feces, they had to use bricks. Most painful, I'd say. And please stop tapping your foot. That measures on the rector scale, you know.

The funniest part of that is that everyone always called me "skin and bones", not "lard ass".