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Old 12-04-2002, 02:09 PM   #19
DeathsHand
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The show is stupid...

*battle goes on*

Main guy: OH NO UNLESS I CAN DO SOMETHING TO STOP HIS SUPER MEGA UBER SOMETHING OR OTHER THERE'S NO WAY I WILL SURVIVE MORE THAN 2 OTHER TURNS!

Other guy: HAHAHAHAHAHA SUPER MEGA UBER SOMETHING OR OTHER... ATTAAAACK!

Main guy: HAHA I CAST THE EVIL ROPE OF DOOM AND NOW YOUR CREATURE CANNOT DO ANYTHING UNLESS YOU CAN REMOVE IT WITH A NON-DIRECT SPELL WITH A POWER LESS THAN 3! (They always explain everything when they do something... like they're teaching people to play the card game) AND NOW IT'S MY TURN! *draws card*... *glances up at opponent*... hm! I WILL END THIS GAME RIGHT HERE AND NOW BECAUSE I JUST GOT SOME UBER THING THAT DOES DAMAGE TO YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT!

Other guy: :eek: AHH NOOO! *close up on face with 2 frames of animation playing over and over again*

And the battles are like that eeeeverytime... at least the ones I've seen are... they do a bunch of crap and explain everything out loud, then there's some kind of BAD SITUATION the main guy gets in, then he draws a card and just HAPPENS to turn the game around eeeeeverytime with the draw of the card... I think he cheats or something...

Anyways nobody will bother to read this post but I don't care...

Oh yeah and as for card games, I prefer Magic: The Gathering (^_^
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