Any sport with "slide tackling". JUST TACKLE HIM!!!
Any sport that in which your uniform is argyle socks and knickers.
Any sport which requires you to drive a red jeep with NO FEAR stickers on it to be accepted socially.
Any sport that makes you use your feet. JUST PICK UP THE DAMN BALL ALREADY!!!
Any sport where you perform with less clothing than you would normailly wear on a hot summer day.
Any sport that has such low athletic standards that John Kruk could make the all-star team.
Any sport in which reasonable violent contact is discouraged and penalized.
Oh, and before any soccer fans start yelling about how football is for pansies because they wear pads here's your rebuttal:
Football players wear pads for a reason. At the turn of the century 18 football players were killed in one season, and there were only about 10 or so teams nationally. Plus a season lasted less than 10 games. After that it became maditory wear padding.
So, its not becasue they're "pansies", its because they DON'T WANT TO DIE! It is just a game after all.
Thank you.
GREATEST SPORT OF ALL TIME: Bombardment... AIM FOR THE FACE!!
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