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Originally posted by TheGame
*walks in*
Welcome back... Unless you want tips on Rap and R&B hits, I can't even come close to helping you. 
*walks away*
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Maybe you can help me............
how does a 22 year old Italian/Australian become a rapper?
Point 1 :- I've never rapped in my life
Point 2 :- I don't listen to rap music
Point 3 :- I don't have many issues to rap about (but I'm willing to lie).
*tries to be a rapper*
yo yo yo I turned on my GC
what did I see?
SMS inevitably.
Powered the bitch up
Accidentally dropped a cup
Then I cranked up my speakers and what did I soak up?
"It's a me.........Mario".
"Woo hoo"
"waaaaaaaaa"
"oh noooooooo"
*SMS music plays 3 x faster in background*