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Ice006 · 10-19-2002, 06:17 AM

Ok. A boring joke that I did find kind of funny at the time.

An RSPCA (or other animal rights group) officer (or whatever they're called) is driving down the street, and sees a small group of children using a large dog to pull along their billy-cart. The dude stops his car, and gets out to have a closer look. He walks over to the kids, and asks them what they're doing. The oldest kid says "We're just using Tyson to pull along our cart. He's a strong dog, and he's having as much fun as we are. Just look at him!". The guy looks over, and the dog's standing there, looking happy enough, tail wagging away. The guy says "Well, I guess you're right, but I'm going to have to get you to remove the string tied around his testicles". The kid in the cart says "Damn! There go our brakes!".

10-19-2002, 06:17 AM	#56
Ice006 Viscount Ice006 is offline Location: Queensland, Australia Now Playing: Metroid Prime! Posts: 81	Ok. A boring joke that I did find kind of funny at the time. An RSPCA (or other animal rights group) officer (or whatever they're called) is driving down the street, and sees a small group of children using a large dog to pull along their billy-cart. The dude stops his car, and gets out to have a closer look. He walks over to the kids, and asks them what they're doing. The oldest kid says "We're just using Tyson to pull along our cart. He's a strong dog, and he's having as much fun as we are. Just look at him!". The guy looks over, and the dog's standing there, looking happy enough, tail wagging away. The guy says "Well, I guess you're right, but I'm going to have to get you to remove the string tied around his testicles". The kid in the cart says "Damn! There go our brakes!".