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Originally posted by fingersman
I wondered who brought back up this thread.... 
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That would be me
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I've got one, but I'm sure many of you have heard it before.
There's a man outside his bosses office that really needs to take a píss, and the toilet second nearest to him is up four flights of stairs. So he asks his boss if he can use the restroom in her office.
She says; 'Sure, but what ever you do, don't press the blue button'.
After relieving himself, he sees three buttons, a red button, a green button and a blue button. He pressed the red one, which acted as a bidet. The green button flushed the toilet.
After much pondering, he was anxious to see what the blue button did. He pressed it, and four hours later, he woke up in a hospital. He saw his boss, and asked her what happened.
She said; 'you pressed the blue didn't you?'.
He then replied; 'Yeah, but what does the blue button actually do?'
She then says; 'It's a tampon remover'.
