[Lord Germano]

I havent done any pranks besides the odd prank call, but heres one that I will prolly do on muck up day. (I got it off ign's pranks thingy)

Yeast Bunnies

You've probably never heard of this one. It is quite similar to the sponge in the toilet trick except much more vicious. My friend did this at one of the residence halls at his college and they had to evacuate half the building. He was expelled for doing it -- he couldn't keep his mouth shut about his heroic feat -- so be careful whom you telling about your deeds. Let's get down to business. What you need is:


A Large box of the sh*&$est tea you can find (100 teabags at least)
Lots of yeast
Lots of sugar
Empty each teabag of its contents, then fill it 2/3 sugar and the rest with yeast. Make like a huge pile of them so you can be sure you won't run out. Also, make sure to staple together the top of the tea bags so they are sealed closed.

Now for the fun part: Find a building to sabotage, preferably a school of some sort or maybe a dorm. Visit each bathroom and flush 5-10 baggies down the toilet. Then make sure to STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE PLACE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. The entire sewer system will be infested with colonies of fermenting yeast and as a result feces will be oozing all over the place - out of every toilet, sink, shower drain, and anything else connected to the sewers.

PS: For even more cruelty, throw in some thick rubber gloves filled halfway with the same mixture plus water. Flush them down along with everything else (you might have to down size them a bit). Many people will be wondering what is bursting inside their walls... until s%#t comes oozing out everywhere and there is not a single spared pipe in the building

This is one of the most creative and original pranks I've heard in a long while. It's a bit complicated -- I can't wait for the emails asking me what yeast is and where I can get it -- but the results seem to be worth the elbow grease. As the man says, I strongly recommend tight lipped self-control after something like this. Not only will it get you 86ed from anywhere you pull it, but it is most likely highly illegal everywhere. Well, maybe not Australia.