[Lord Germano]

lol, very well, variated.

And now for a long joke from me.

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed
gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely.
Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a
baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun. "Okay, here's what we
do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with
this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little
dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated." "Great," says
the man. "But what's the gun for?" "In case I fall down instead of the
gorilla shoot the dog."

Hey, hows about another one?

> > > A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a
> week.
> > > When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the
> cat
> > > up. The brother hesitated, then said, "I'm so sorry, but while you
were
> > > away, the cat died."
> > >
> > > The man was very upset and yelled, "You know, you could have broken
the
> > news
> > > to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he
was
> on
> > > the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you
> > could
> > > have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching
him
> > up.
> > > Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed
> away."
> > > The brother thought about it and apologized.
> > > "So how's Mom?" asked the man.
> > > "She's on the roof and won't come down."

Thats enough from me (for now).