Verse 9:15-20 of the Book of GameTavern says:
And the Fu said, "Let there be GameTavern" and it was so and then He said, "Let there be members, each with their proper place and name" and it was so and then He said, "Let there be moderators to watch over my people who wield editing powers and access to a Staff Forum where they may talk about members behind their backs and complain about how lazy Crash is" and it was so and then He said, "Let there be administrators who wield the mighty Banned Wagon and the ultimate IP Ban to smite the enemies of GameTavern" and it was so.
And on the 7th day, the Fu rested. And thus did he command unto His people: "Go forth and admire pictures of women (for the members were not able to multiply). Post each of you to the best of your ability, and do you all respect my speakers the moderators and revere me above all for I am the Lord CamFu who created you." And He did ban a newbie to make his point.
And then the Fu looked upon the Forum that he had created and saw that it was good. And He did return to the Army whence He had once come to become a mortar man and blow things up real good and travel to Germany where he cursed His internet connection and did not see His beloved Forum for many months.
Amen.
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