[Cyrax9]

It's not America or Japan in General, it's the d@mn ESRB and the mother ****ing Soccer moms!

-Begin Secenario-

Soccer Mom X is afraid that a little Alchohol in Game Y, wil cause her sone to go to Liquor Store Z, so she calls the ESRB and complains.

The ESRB, probably formed of Soccor Moms and Political @$$holes decide to review the game, enter Soccer Mom #2 and the ESRB:

ESRB President: Alright, Power-On the Game

Soccer Mom #2: Look at those skipmy cloths, can you imagine you daughter dressed like that Soccer mom #3?

Soccer Mom #3: She'll "NEVER" be allowed to wear those kinds of clothes, what about little Johnny Soccer Mom #4?

Soccer Mom #4: I'm not letting him play this, it's pitiful:

Soccer Mom's #2,3, and 4: THIS MUST BE EDITED!

*ESRB Powers Off the Game*

ESRB President: We'll get on the phone with SEga and have them change some things, I'll call Soccer Mom #1 back adn let her know.

-End Secenario-

It's because of these Cowerdly mother ****ing @$holes that all Anime is "Edited", (I prefer the term Butchered) for V, and DVD's are left "Intact" in the "Original Fomrat", it's the reason CD's come in a "Clean" version and a "Dirty" version (more like a crappy version and a real version), it's the reason that movied ae "Edited" and an "Alternate (Aka real) ending" is relaesed on DVD.

Let me tell you something, These "idiots" who censor eerything are geting real old real fast, the SOB's wanted to change the name of the second LOTR movie, and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts (oh wait, I can't make a bet, the soccer moms will arrest me), that some whiny b*tch decided the game was too "Raunchy" while reviewing it and had it edited, is PC "Pollitcally Corrtect" or is it "Pure Crap" (oh wait, they've censored that too), I forgot?