THIS IS BULL****! FedEx has had my package for 15 ****ing hours! But guess what? It's not ****ing policy to deliver the package early!
WTF? Who the **** would complain about paying for 2 day delivery and getting it in 1? What a ****ing joke! Get me my mother ****ing shine! Damn you FedEx! Eat **** and die! You're still better than UPS, but that means ****! I want my god damn shine! **** you all!!!
I need some ****ing beer, this is bull****! I need to go shoot someone! FedEx
