[Revival]

Per Snake's Request

Man, if I could put this game into words, it would equal to five simple words... What a piece of sh*t! This game has to be the worst game ever created on any console. In the game's point of view, Superman 64 and Survivor PC are simply the best games today.

Be Smart: Don't go near this game.

Graphics: Without a doubt, this could have been easily done on the Nintendo 64. The only thing that came close to nice was the lighting from the lights outside, during nighttime. Most of the so-called "Attractions" show ugly, dark graphics, leaving nothing to the imagination.

Sound: The voice from Woody Wood Pecker has to be the worst, most annoying voice that I have ever heard. The worst part is, he plays a very big role in the game, meaning you'll be hearing a lot from Woody. Thankfully, if you press A fast enough, you'll be able to scroll through the text and pass the voice . While walking around, the same repeating, annoying, dreadful tune over and over and over again. Ten minutes into the game I actually had to press mute, to prevent me from going nuts. But during the actual attractions aren't that bad, but not near to good.

Gameplay:

Q: What could be better than walking around a giant theme park riding crappy rides?

A: Staring at your Grandma's ass all day.

God, the only thing that got me through playing this was knowing Christmas was a day away, and I would get some decent games. Nothing and I mean nothing is worst then walking around a theme park, finding terrible attractions to watch/ride. For the attractions, most of them just plain sucked. Some are just watching, while others are trivia and matching, with few being actual rides. Through the entire game, the only buttons you use are Z, A and the analog stick, meaning horrible controls. This game has to honestly be the worst game ever. Do yourself a favor, unlike Loudhoward, and don’t buy/rent this game.

Fun Factor:

Ok, this game sucks…. Do I have to even finish?



Graphics: 2/5

Sound: 2/5

Gameplay: 0.5/5