I know this isn't a lil kid story but...
My little Cousin, who is 13, loves playing video games... a few weeks ago I brought my Gamecube over with NBA 2k2. We played about 5 game, I won all five of course.
I was getting tired, and I wanted to quit, and when I told him he got pissed and said "one more game"
I felt bad for him, so I picked the bulls, and he picked the all 80's east all stars (

) and at half time I was up 30, his little brothers came over and started making fun of him, and I looked back and he was crying....
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I laughed at him so hard that my throat started to hurt
For the rest of his life I will remind his that I beat him so bad at a game that I made him cry,
Now that you are done reading my waste of time story, carry on.