[sdtPikachu]

I can see it now... you know how Joeiss is always moaning about his computer....?

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Hey man, I got this sweeeeet computer for you!

Yeah? How so?

...No Palladium, dude.

You gotta be kidding! Man, that's illegal!

You interested?

You bet I am. I've hated Microsoft ever since they released All Your $$$$ Are Belong To Us 2010 Professional. So what's the spec?

Well, you got 2 gigs of storage space, and an OS that only crashes once an hour.

What? You got a non Palladium OS as well? Wow... I was just gonna try and get in touch with the Linux Resistance, but since Tommy got shot by the United Forces of Microsoft, I figured it wasn't worth the risk.

I'll even throw in some CD-ROMs of mp3's and games.

Whoah, you mean this thing can play mp3's as well? This truly is some hot sh1t.

It'll even record any old music CD's you've got, and let you burn them onto CD-R's

Nah, the Music Police took all my CD's and burnt them. Told me it was an insecure format and vulnerable to hackers, and I should upgrade to Gates Music Format. But that sucked, cos you could only get crap MOR.

Well, there's over 60 weeks of music on these CD's. There's games with blood and stuff in them as well.

Holy cr@p! So why are you selling this rig then? It's got like the best setup I've ever seen... I almost bought this guy who had a 38-6 or something? But he was arrested and sent away for "re-education" last week, so I missed out. How much?

It's cutiny my own throat, but I need 20,000 Micro$ to build my new rig.

You're building a new rig?

Yeah... I've managed to buy a soldering iron and everything. Even managed to get hold of some magnetic tape... it's gonna rock man!