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Old 05-29-2002, 06:57 PM   #20
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Well, let's see...

fingersMan turns 21 which means he is now one day closer to date. So if I was to "accidently" push him down some stairs we can blame it on old age.

Anyhow, Happy Birthday FingersMAn. I don't quite have a gift for you yet.

*Looks around at everyone at the party*

*Cuts off Stu's thumbs*

That's two

*Chops off Xanny's middle fingers*

That's four

*Cuts off BlueFire's left hand*

That makes 9

*Cuts off Bond's index finger*

Makes 11

*Cuts off Shooter's hands*

That's 21

*Wraps up all the fingers*

*Hands Fingers his gift*

*Walks away*

*Sees a ton of blood on the floor*

Oops!
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