Well, let's see...
fingersMan turns 21 which means he is now one day closer to date. So if I was to "accidently" push him down some stairs we can blame it on old age.
Anyhow, Happy Birthday FingersMAn. I don't quite have a gift for you yet.
*Looks around at everyone at the party*
*Cuts off Stu's thumbs*
That's two
*Chops off Xanny's middle fingers*
That's four
*Cuts off BlueFire's left hand*
That makes 9
*Cuts off Bond's index finger*
Makes 11
*Cuts off Shooter's hands*
That's 21
*Wraps up all the fingers*
*Hands Fingers his gift*
*Walks away*
*Sees a ton of blood on the floor*
Oops!
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