Hahaha, when I first looked at this I forgot what Catholic was and read it as Cat-Holic thinking it was some sort of play on words and thought this was going to be about cats.
Whats the deal with God? Do you think hes up in a cloud somewhere or out in space? Or maybe just some average Joe walking around in disguise? And do you think the Devil is down at the center of the Earth? Cause I dont care how evil he is, I think the pressure would still crush him.