I know how we can become rich guys. Vampy, listen up (also: patent pending). We launch a game review site:
It will be called "Rake." Indie reviews for Indie games.
We will write hipster reviews that are mostly negative to mainstream games, and focus on indie titles. We will focus mostly on white people games, but occasionally we will offer a white opinion on black people games.
Now, we are definitely going to be lowering our scores. And we will become the trendy and number once source for people to hate video games.
Who is in? This has money written all over it.